i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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