you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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