these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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