Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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