We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You were trust falling into bushes
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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