He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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