Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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