hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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