In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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