But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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