try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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