the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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