what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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