so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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