Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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