Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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