So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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