Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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