dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm just crazy horny about you
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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