ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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