How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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