that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
