worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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