They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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