kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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