Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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