New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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