If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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