question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she peed on how many people?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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