Hey man sorry I got all grabby
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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