I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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