did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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