I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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