is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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