whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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