Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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