I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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