You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
