I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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