I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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