he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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