She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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