Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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