he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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