Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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