Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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