**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
