Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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