my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
