Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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