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rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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