Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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