We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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