a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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