Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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