scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Randomize
